You are here: Home
Ek Aadmi chila raha tha “PRIME MINISTER kutta hai” Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola “chal thany, P.M. ki insult krta hai” Aadmi bola “me ne to Japan k P.M. k liey kaha tha”. Police waly ne 2 thapper or maary or bola “bewaqoof banata hai ? Humein nai pata kon sa P.M [...]
Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don’t Know. Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square Ones. Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wears On Tuesday… .. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What is the the shape of the Earth? Student: Square On Wednesdays And Round On [...]
by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsBaap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain, kuch bhi kar Beta: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Beta: shuru kisnay kia….
Tagged as: baap, beta, exam, mazak
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Police JokesPolice wala apny bachy se: Tmhara result acha nai aya………….Aj se tmhara khelna kudna TV dekhna……………….Bahar jana band Bcha:Ye 50 Rupy pkro orIs bat ko yahi daba do
Tagged as: policeman
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny JokesGod: What do U want? Boy: A beautiful girl. God: If U are a Muslim I’ll give U Katrina, if U are a Hindu I’ll give U Kareena, if U are a Christian I’ll give U Genelia, What’s Your name? Boy: Abdul Vinod Fernandes. God: Isko Rakhi Sawant do.. (Please give him Rakhi Sawant xD) [...]
Tagged as: beautiful girl, god, hindu, katrina, muslim, rakhi sawant
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny SmsFATHER _: Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi, ab mujhe DAD kehti ho ,kyun? BETI_: O come on DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab hoti hai ..
Tagged as: beti, dad, lipstick
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsSocho Basanti ki mausi hain. Aur basanti ki mausi ekdin Thakur saab se mili. woh bhi Rakhi ke din. Ab Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko rakhi bandhe to Basanti & Thakur ka kya rishta hua ? . . . . zyada dimaag mat lagao Thakur ke haath hi nahi the . .
Tagged as: basanti, mausi, rakhi, thakur
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsDoctors after operations & Engineering Students after exams, have same things to say- . . . . . . . . . . . “Kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta.. dua kartey rahien, shayad koi chamatkar ho jaye”
Tagged as: doctors, engineering students, exam
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Joke Of The DayA guy is on a tour of a factory that produces latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould,” explains the guide. “The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the [...]
Tagged as: Joke Of The Day
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Santa Banta JokesBoss: Jab se maine tum ko job se nikala hai tab se tum har roz mere ghar ke samne Potty kyo kar ke jate ho??? Santa: Aap ko ye batane ke liye ki mai Bhookha nahi mar raha hu….. 
:P
Tagged as: boss jokes, job, santa singh
Read the full joke →
FunnyJokesSms.com - Send and Receive Free Funny Text Messages, Jokes, Poetry and exclusive SMS Collection of free funny sms messages, sms hindi, jokes sms, love sms, sms jokes, mobile sms, humor sms, hilarious jokes, sardar jokes, santa banta jokes, funny shayari sms, urdu sms, smile sms, urdu sms messages, funny sms quotes, funny poetry sms and many more.
Powered by www.FunnyJokesSms.com & Thesis wordpress Theme
Website maintained by SEO Firm India