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Santa & An Interviewer

by Funny Jokes SMS on April 27, 2012

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Santa Ek Bar Interview Dene Gaya. Jiske End Mein Interviewer Ko Mental Hospital Leke Jana Pada. Interviewer: “ Let Me Check Your Word Power ” Santa: “ Ok Sir ” Interviewer: “ Tell Me The Opposite Of Good ” Santa: “ Bad ” Interviewer: “ Come ” Santa: “ Go ” Interviewer: “ Ugly ” [...]

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Interviewer: Do you think you can handle a variety of work? Candidate: Yes I think so, I have worked in 10 different places in the last 3 months. ————————————————————— Employee: I got to have salary increment. Three other companies are after me. Boss: Really? Which are the three companies? Employee: The electric company, the telephone [...]

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3 Husband-Wife Funny Jokes Hindi – Mirror, Gift & Begum

by Funny Jokes SMS March 27, 2012 Husband Wife jokes

1. Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment? Funny Husband: Your eye sight is still excellent ! 2. Wife ko begum kyon kehte hai ? Ans: Kyonki shadi ke baad sare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai, aur [...]

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Talking To God – Teacher-Student Funny jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS March 11, 2012 Funny Jokes

A teacher fell asleep in class and a little naughty boy walked up to him, Little boy : “teacher are you sleeping in class?” Teacher : “No I am not sleeping in class.” Little boy : “What were you doing sir ?” … Teacher : ” I was talking to God.” The next day the [...]

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The secret of your success – Funny Decision Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 27, 2012 Funny Jokes

“Sir, What is the secret of your success?” a reporter asked a bank president. “Two words” “And, Sir,what are they?” “Right decisions.” “And how do you make right decisions?” “One word.” “And,sir, What is that?” “Experience.” “And how do you get Experience?” “Two words” “And, Sir, what are they?” “Wrong decisions”

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Funny Wedding Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 22, 2012 Funny Jokes

1. A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add [...]

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Son & Papa Hindi Math Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 15, 2012 Funny Jokes

Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi Papa-Wat? Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)

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Girl & Shopkeeper Hindi Jokes – Valentines Day Card

by Funny Jokes SMS February 15, 2012 Funny Jokes

Girl to Shopkeeper:- Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho- ‘YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE…?’ . Shopkeeper- Ha hai.. . Girl – “Thik hai,…20 de do”

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Jyotishi & Father Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 12, 2012 Funny Jokes

Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi … aur Books rakh do. Unme sejo wo uthae ga wahi banega…. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi utha ke jaib mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, [...]

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Santa-Banta Aur Hindi Teacher Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 12, 2012 Santa Banta Jokes

Santa or Banta ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di. Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya. Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya? Santa: Nahi pakk gaya !

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