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Wife : shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q ? kya hua? Wife : Bahir gali mai log keh rahy thay k koi Ghadaay ka bacha gatar mein gir gaya hai….
Mr. Bean failed in medical entrance xam 4 the following ans: Antibody: 1 who hates his body. Artery: Study of fine paintings(art). Bacteria: Back door of Cafeteria. Coma: Punctuation mark. Labour pain: Hurt at work. Caediology: Advanced study of playing cards…;-)
by Funny Jokes SMS February 3, 2012 Funny JokesThe phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone. … Mum: Same here, [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 2, 2012 Sardarji JokesSir: Define Newtons Law? Santa: sir mujhe nahe aata sirf last ka thoda sa aata hai. Sir: ok, jitna aata hai utna hi bolo. Santa: “and this is called Newtons Law
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 2, 2012 Husband Wife jokesAn Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply… “Which Trip ?”
Tagged as: airline, business men, reply
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 1, 2012 Funny Jokes1 Indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki. 1 sal baad wo ladki mar gayi. Use rota dekhkar uska dost bola: Afsos hai par soch yaar Chaina ka maal aur kitna chalega?
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 30, 2012 Funny JokesKancha (Sanjay Dutt) to Vijay Chauhan (Hrithik Roshan): “Kya le kar aaye the, aur kya lekar jaoge”!!! Hrithik: “Bakwas band kar saale takle ..iska jawab maine ‘Kaho naa pyaar hain’ mein hi de diya hai. ‘Khaali Haath Aaye The Hum, Khaali Haath Jayenge’”:p
Tagged as: hrithik roshan, kancha, sanjay dutt, vijay chauhan
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 30, 2012 Funny JokesNegro died & went Heaven! Angel- Who are you? Negro-(2 impress her)I’m HERO of TITANIC. Angel gets confused & asks a friend- Are Titanic duba tha ki jala tha??
Tagged as: Heaven, hero, titanic
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