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Sardar’s Sardar Birthday Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS on February 6, 2012

in Santa Banta Jokes

Sardar’s 60th B’day Bantaji- Ye Cake Pe BULB Q lagaya h? Sardar-60 Candles lagane Me Muskil ho Rhi thi So 60 Watt ka BULB laga diya..

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Junior and Boss Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS on February 6, 2012

in Office Jokes

A junior in an office dialed his boss’s number by mistake & said : Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in two minutes !………..boss shouted : do you know whom you’re talking to ?!!!!!! Junior : no! Boss: i’m the boss of this office. Junior (in the same tone) : & do u know [...]

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Husband & Wife Hilarious Hindi Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 4, 2012 Husband Wife jokes

Wife : shukar hai aap sahi salamat ghar wapis aa gaye. Husband: Q ? kya hua? Wife : Bahir gali mai log keh rahy thay k koi Ghadaay ka bacha gatar mein gir gaya hai….

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Mr. Bean in medical entrance jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 3, 2012 Funny Jokes

Mr. Bean failed in medical entrance xam 4 the following ans: Antibody: 1 who hates his body. Artery: Study of fine paintings(art). Bacteria: Back door of Cafeteria. Coma: Punctuation mark. Labour pain: Hurt at work. Caediology: Advanced study of playing cards…;-)

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Work Telephone Jokes Hindi

by Funny Jokes SMS February 3, 2012 Funny Jokes

The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called for meeting… on a Sunday morning… after breakfast… Dad: People this is unacceptable. OK I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office But You too have to limit the use of the phone. … Mum: Same here, [...]

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Sir & Santa Singh Joke

by Funny Jokes SMS February 2, 2012 Sardarji Jokes

Sir: Define Newtons Law? Santa: sir mujhe nahe aata sirf last ka thoda sa aata hai. Sir: ok, jitna aata hai utna hi bolo. Santa: “and this is called Newtons Law

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A Special Package Airline Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 2, 2012 Husband Wife jokes

An Airline Introduced A Special Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife’s Ticket Free After Great Success, The Company Sent Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip. All Of Them Gave A Same Reply… “Which Trip ?”

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Indian Man and Chinese Lady Hindi Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS February 1, 2012 Funny Jokes

1 Indian ne 1 chinese ladki se shadi ki. 1 sal baad wo ladki mar gayi. Use rota dekhkar uska dost bola: Afsos hai par soch yaar Chaina ka maal aur kitna chalega?

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Mandir k pujari Hindi Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS January 31, 2012 Funny Jokes

Mandir k pujari ko loose motion ho gaya. Medicine lete samay pujari ne docter ko pucha:- “Any PRECAUTIONS?” Docter said,shankh zor se mat bajana..

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Kuch Kuch Hota Hain Remix Jokes for Students

by Funny Jokes SMS January 31, 2012 Funny Sms

KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI REMIX:- Exam pass aye/ dill ghabraye/ teacher ne jane kya paper banaye/ abto mera pen ruk ruk ke chalta hai/ kya karu haaye kuch nahi aata hai!..

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