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1. A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, “How many women can a man marry?” “Sixteen,” the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. “How do you know that?” “Easy,” the little boy said. “All you have to do is add [...]
Papa- ye kya tumhare maths me 1 marks aaya h Son- jab irado me ho dugni chamak to hoslo me Q nhi Papa-Wat? Son- sirf 2 zero ka frk he papa..aa jaenge;-)
by Funny Jokes SMS February 15, 2012 Funny JokesGirl to Shopkeeper:- Bhaiya Valentine card hai jisme likha ho- ‘YOU ARE ONLY MY 1ST & LAST LOVE…?’ . Shopkeeper- Ha hai.. . Girl – “Thik hai,…20 de do”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 12, 2012 Funny JokesJyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer, Paiso ki Gaddi … aur Books rakh do. Unme sejo wo uthae ga wahi banega…. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi utha ke jaib mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 10, 2012 Funny JokesTeacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai, Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?” Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 9, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsUnmarried man- mujhe shaadi nei karni.. Mujhe sabhi aurton se darr lagta hai… X_X Married man- shaadi ker lo..tumhe sirf ek aurat se dar lagega .. Baki sabhi achi lagne lagegi :p
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 9, 2012 Funny JokesEk shaitan baccha unknown number se call karta hai…. ek aadmi uthata hai: Aadmi: Hello ! Baccha: Ullo pullo kullo ! Aadmi: Kaun hai be ? Baccha: Ek Insan Aadmi: Wo pata hai naam bol ? Baccha: Main ek ganda bacha hu ! Aadmi: Teri to esi ki tesi! Kahaan rehta hai ? Baccha: Prithvi [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS February 9, 2012 Funny JokesNewton Ki Girlfriend:- Aaj Mai Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu.? Newton- Tan C/Sin C Gf:- Wat.? Newton- Tan C/Sin C =Sin C/Cos C/Sin C = 1/Cos C = Sec C
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