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Ek Aadmi & Ek Police Jokes Hindi

by Funny Jokes SMS on January 27, 2012

in Political Jokes

Ek Aadmi chila raha tha “PRIME MINISTER kutta hai” Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola “chal thany, P.M. ki insult krta hai” Aadmi bola “me ne to Japan k P.M. k liey kaha tha”. Police waly ne 2 thapper or maary or bola “bewaqoof banata hai ? Humein nai pata kon sa P.M [...]

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Teacher & Student Jokes – Earth

by Funny Jokes SMS on January 26, 2012

in Teacher Student Jokes

Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don’t Know. Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square Ones. Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wears On Tuesday… .. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What is the the shape of the Earth? Student: Square On Wednesdays And Round On [...]

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Baap Beta Exam Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Funny Jokes Sms

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain, kuch bhi kar Beta: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Beta: shuru kisnay kia….

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Policeman & His Son Jokes in Hindi

by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Police Jokes

Police wala apny bachy se: Tmhara result acha nai aya………….Aj se tmhara khelna kudna TV dekhna……………….Bahar jana band Bcha:Ye 50 Rupy pkro orIs bat ko yahi daba do

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God & the Boy Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny Jokes

God: What do U want? Boy: A beautiful girl. God: If U are a Muslim I’ll give U Katrina, if U are a Hindu I’ll give U Kareena, if U are a Christian I’ll give U Genelia, What’s Your name? Boy: Abdul Vinod Fernandes. God: Isko Rakhi Sawant do.. (Please give him Rakhi Sawant xD) [...]

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Height of Modernization Jokes [Hindi]

by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny Sms

FATHER _: Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi, ab mujhe DAD kehti ho ,kyun? BETI_: O come on DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab hoti hai ..

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Basanti ki Mausi & Thakur Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes Sms

Socho Basanti ki mausi hain. Aur basanti ki mausi ekdin Thakur saab se mili. woh bhi Rakhi ke din. Ab Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko rakhi bandhe to Basanti & Thakur ka kya rishta hua ? . . . . zyada dimaag mat lagao Thakur ke haath hi nahi the . .

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Doctors & Students Hindi Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes Sms

Doctors after operations & Engineering Students after exams, have same things to say- . . . . . . . . . . . “Kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta.. dua kartey rahien, shayad koi chamatkar ho jaye”

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Really funny jokes-Great Business plan

by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Joke Of The Day

A guy is on a tour of a factory that produces latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould,” explains the guide. “The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the [...]

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Santa Singh and Boss Jokes – Hilarious

by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Santa Banta Jokes

Boss: Jab se maine tum ko job se nikala hai tab se tum har roz mere ghar ke samne Potty kyo kar ke jate ho??? Santa: Aap ko ye batane ke liye ki mai Bhookha nahi mar raha hu….. :P :P

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