Funny Animal Jokes, Funny Birds Jokes: One Liner

1. What do you call a bird in a minor car accident?
A feather bender!
2. Why was the duck unhappy?
His bill was in the mail!
3. What kind of bird does construction work?
The crane!
4. What holiday is observed by all birds?
Feather’s Day!
5. What did the parrot say when she fell in love with a frog?
Polly wants a croaker!
6. What kind of birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey!
7. What do you call an extremely rude bird?
Mocking bird!
8. Which country reminds us of Thanksgiving?
Turkey!
9. Why did the little bird go to jail?
Because he was using fowl language!
10. What type of bird is at every meal?
A swallow!
11. What is a sick eagle?
An ill-eagle!
12. What game does a crow play in a cornfield?
In one ear out the other!
13. What do you get when you cross a millipede and a parrot?
A walkie-talkie!

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