Two ghosts of blondes met for the first time. The first blonde asked the other, ” How did you die? ” The second blonde replied, ” I froze to death. ”
” Must have been awful, ” sighed the first blonde.
Second blonde then asked, ” How did you die? ”
” I had a heart attack. I knew my husband was being unfaithful, so I came home unexpectedly one day and rushed to the bedroom and found my husband alone. I rushed to the basement and nobody was hiding. I rushed to the attic and still no one. And after all that rushing around, I had a heart attack that killed me. ”
The second blonde added, ” If only you had looked in the freezer we both would be still alive.