Bosses are some guy whome we have to face everyday. there is afamous saying” Boss is always correct. ” Here I want to dedicate this as an appreciation of that correct man. Read this funny joke on the Boss Day, let’s enjoy!!
A young guy from goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?”
Salesman : “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”
The boss liked the young guy, so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?”
The Salesman says, “One.”
The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”
Salesman says, “$101,237.64.”
Boss says, “$101,237.64? What did you sell him?”
Salesman says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.”
The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”
Salesman says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, ‘Well, since your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing.’”
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