FunnyJokesSMS.com has more than 1500 funny sms jokes in our database and we keep on adding good funny sms jokes of almost every type such as English Jokes, Hindi Jokes, Free SMS, Funny Hindi SMS, Punjabi Jokes, Funny SMS Jokes, Hindi SMS Text messages, Sweet Love SMS, Cute birthday SMS, Shayari text messages, Free SMS, Sweet sayings, Short SMS, Marriage sms and more.

From the category archives:

Barack Obama Jokes

"That's pretty amazing, Obama winning the Nobel Peace Prize. Ironically, his biggest accomplishment as president so far: winning the Nobel Peace Prize." --Jay Leno "The Nobel committee said he won for creating a new climate for international politics. which sounds so much nicer than 'In your face George Bush you cowboy a**hole.'" --Bill Maher "President Obama was ...

{ 0 comments }

 Obama jokes

In his Saturday radio address, President Barack Obama told Somali pirates he is sending Vice-President Joe Biden to meet with them aboard their dinghy to resolve the crisis.''I will not be held hostage to a situation that was allowed to grow and fester under the previous administration. President Bush never reached out to the Somali ...

{ 0 comments }

Funny Barack Obama SMS Jokes, Funny Political SMS Jokes

by Funny Jokes SMSBarack Obama Jokes

Q. What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A. Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

Anagrams
President Barack Obama = Arab base, pink Democrat
President Barack Hussein Obama = A Democrat speaks inane rubbish

Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed [...]

Read the full article →

Funny Barack Obama Jokes, Hilarious Political Jokes : Cemetary Voters

by Funny Jokes SMSBarack Obama Jokes

Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn’t make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, “This [...]

Read the full article →
Send and Receive Free Text Messages, Jokes, Poetry and exclusive SMS Collection of free funny sms messages, sms hindi, jokes sms, love sms, sms jokes, mobile sms, humor sms, hilarious jokes, sardar jokes, santa banta jokes, funny shayari sms, urdu sms, smile sms, urdu sms messages, funny sms quotes, funny poetry sms and many more.
Page 1 of 212»
Home | Funny Photos | Archives | Link Partners | About | Contact | Disclaimer | Privacy Policy | Jokes SMS | Links | Videos | Submit