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isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=478</guid> <description><![CDATA[A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, &#8220;Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don&#8217;t know where I am.&#8221; The man consulted his portable [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/barack-obama-jokes/funny-political-jokes-hilarious-obama-jokes-barrack-obama-jokes-republican-and-democrat.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny Obama Jokes, Hilarious Barack Obama Jokes, Obama Biden Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/barack-obama-jokes/funny-obama-jokes-hilarious-barack-obama-jokes-obama-biden-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/barack-obama-jokes/funny-obama-jokes-hilarious-barack-obama-jokes-obama-biden-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:54:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Barack Obama Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[barack obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[biden]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Canyon]]></category> <category><![CDATA[donkey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[egos]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Grand]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[merica]]></category> <category><![CDATA[obama]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Popular Obama Jokes]]></category> <guid
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