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Doctor Patient Jokes

A patient was scheduled for an operation. He was very anxious! Patient: Doctor,will it hurt? Doctor: Not at all! Patient: Are you sure, doctor? Doctor: Absolutely! It will hurt only when I will give you the bill!!

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A boy had a bout of fever with cough and cold. His parents brought him to a doctor. Doctor: Well, you are not looking great. Anyway don't worry!  show me your tongue. The boy didn't respond. Doctor: I need to see your tongue! Boy: I won't show it! Doctor(impatiently) : Why not? Boy: I was punished to doing that in my ...

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Funny Doctor Patient Jokes: Stitches

by Funny Jokes SMSDoctor Patient Jokes

A patient came limping and groaning in a doctor’  chamber.

Patient: Aah! Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor: What’s up? Why are you groaning?

Patient: ( Indicating his left leg) I have injured my leg badly.

Doctor: Let me see it. Oh God!  Its in a pretty bad shape. I will have to put stitches to fix it!

Patient: How much will it [...]

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Funny Doctor Patient Jokes, Funny Woman Jokes: Ant

by Funny Jokes SMSDoctor Patient Jokes

Wanna cope with the stress and strain of life. Start sharing jokes!

Woman: ‘Doc, an ant has entered my pu ssy,  can you please take it out’.

Doctor removes her pan ties and start making lo ve.

Woman: ‘What are you doing?’

Doctor: ‘This is the only way to drown the ba stard!’

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