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isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=352</guid> <description><![CDATA[A young man walks into the doctor’s office and in a painful voice says, “Doc, I need some help.” “What seems to be the trouble?” asks the doctor. With that the man drops his pants and the Doc sees the man&#8217;s bruised penis “My God!” gasps the Doc “What happened to you?” “Well,” the man [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/doctor-patient-jokes/naughty-doctor-patient-jokes-funny-doctor-patient-jokes-late-night-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny Doctor Patient Jokes, Funny Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/doctor-patient-jokes/funny-doctor-patient-jokes-funny-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/doctor-patient-jokes/funny-doctor-patient-jokes-funny-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 13 Nov 2011 00:54:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Doctor Patient Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[alright]]></category> <category><![CDATA[doctor patient]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Doctor Patient jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[operation]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Patient]]></category> <guid
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