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Funny Lawyer Jokes, Funny Animal Jokes: Pay

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There was a butcher's shop in the market. A dog used to steal meat from the shop everyday. One day the butcher decided to go to a lawyer for consultation. Butcher: (Telling lawyer the problem) What should I do? Lawyer: Find out who is the owner of the dog. Tell him to pay for the meat the dog ...

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Funny Lawyer Client Jokes: Fees

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Share jokes. Life will be full of fun! A client went to a renowned lawyer for consultation. Client: How much do you charge for a case, sir? Lawyer: Of course. Rs. 300 for first three questions. Client: Sir, don't you think your fees is a little too much? Lawyer: May be. What is your third question?

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funny lawyer jokes, Sleepy juror

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A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: “I object, Your Honor! One of the jurors is asleep.”

The Judge ruled: “You put him to sleep… You wake him up.”

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funny courtroom jokes, Courtroom Funnies

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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the crash impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget. Can you [...]

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