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Funny Oscar Wilde’s Quotes And Jokes Collection

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Comedian Oscar Wilde's Funny Quotes, Funny One-Liners And Jokes Collection: My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. The English country gentleman galloping after a fox - The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable. Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language. There ...

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Funny World Cup Football Quotes, Funny Football Quotes: Three More

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David Beckham:  'I always used to go for blondes and quite girls, but Victoria is totally opposite- dark and loud!' Kevin Kegan:  ' Chile have three options- they could win or they could lose' Somebody asked Kegan:   What is the third? Kegan:  'You're not just getting international football, you're getting world football' Hristo Stoichkov( Golden boot winner of 1994 ...

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Funny World Cup Football Quotes, Funny Football Quotes

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Paul Gascoigne: …… But if I wasn’t playing, I would drink Saturday… then Sunday… ten Monday. Then I would try and train and it was no good…. then have another drink just to pass the day away!

Thierry Henry:   …. Sometimes in football you have to score goals!

Ronaldo:  … We lost because we didn’t win!

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Harry Hill funny jokes, Hilarious Harry Hill comic quotes

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Harry Hill, a former medical doctor, is an English comedian, author and television presenter. Hill began his career in comedy with the popular radio show Harry Hill’s Fruit Corner. Find below some funny Harry hill jokes and quotes for your good laugh. Harry Hill is popular for his sense of humor.

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