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A man, who was almost bald, went to a barbar. Man: How much would you charge to cut my hair? Barber:  $ 30, sir! Man: What! Don't you think that's too much? Barber: Well, I will take $ 10 to cut your hair and $ 20 to find them!! _______________________________________________ John: Whose photograph is that? Jack: That is  my family doctor. John: Why ...

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1 Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her. Sardarji asked: WHY ? Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ? 2 First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ? Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to ...

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Funny SMS Jokes, Hilarious Short Jokes, Jokes One Liner

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Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass

Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !

Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!

What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!

A magician was driving [...]

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Funny Examination Jokes, Funny Sardar Jokes: Exam

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Three young sardars went to appear at the ICSE examination.

After the exam was over, they were discussing their performance over coffee.

First Sardar: I had a pretty rough day. You know, as I didn’t know the answer of [...]

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