A man, who was almost bald, went to a barbar.
Man: How much would you charge to cut my hair?
Barber: $ 30, sir!
Man: What! Don't you think that's too much?
Barber: Well, I will take $ 10 to cut your hair and $ 20 to find them!!
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John: Whose photograph is that?
Jack: That is my family doctor.
John: Why ...
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1 Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her.
Sardarji asked: WHY ?
Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ?
2 First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?
Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to ...
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