<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss
version="2.0"
xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
> <channel><title>FunnyJokesSMS &#187; Funny Sms Jokes</title> <atom:link href="http://www.funnyjokessms.com/category/funny-sms-jokes/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com</link> <description>Funny Jokes and Funny SMS</description> <lastBuildDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 19:19:33 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1</generator> <item><title>2 Very Funny Yoga SMS Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/2-very-funny-yoga-sms-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/2-very-funny-yoga-sms-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:34:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Yoga SMS Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=5541</guid> <description><![CDATA[Drinking Habit : Yoga teacher to a woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit? Woman: Yes, An Amazing Funny Effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down over his head. Biting Habit : My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing  YOGA to treat the [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/2-very-funny-yoga-sms-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Very Funny SMS Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/very-funny-sms-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/very-funny-sms-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Sep 2011 06:56:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=5538</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain. If you jogged backward &#8230; would you gain weight? Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. How Dogs and Women are alike&#8230;.. Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/very-funny-sms-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>10+ Funny Q.A. SMS Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/10-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/10-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:37:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Q.A. SMS Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=4784</guid> <description><![CDATA[1.Q : Why can&#8217;t we tell jokes to an egg? A :Because it will crack up. 2.Q : do u know of any dresswhich can not be worn by anyone? A : An ad-ress. 3.Q : Which knights ride camels? A : Arabian knights. 4.Q : In which division of the army should infants be [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/10-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Hilarious Telephone SMS Jokes : Wrong Number</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hilarious-telephone-sms-jokes-wrong-number.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hilarious-telephone-sms-jokes-wrong-number.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 06 Apr 2011 08:55:51 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=4781</guid> <description><![CDATA[One day a servant was sleeping in his master&#8217;s house. At midnight, a call came. Caller : Do what I&#8217;m saying. The almirah beside you has a gun in it. Go, get it and kill your master. Servant : (after carrying out the instruction) Done. Caller : Very good. Now throw the dead body into [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/hilarious-telephone-sms-jokes-wrong-number.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>20+ Funny Q.A. SMS Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/20-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/20-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 24 Mar 2011 12:33:07 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=4763</guid> <description><![CDATA[• What do you call a song sung in an automobile? A cartoon. • What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh. • What to you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer. • How do you make a hot dog stand? Steal its chair. • What can you hold without [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/20-funny-qa-sms-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Baba Ramdev SMS Jokes, Baba Ramdevji Hilarious Jokes, Ramdev Baba Hilarious Jokes In Hindi</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/baba-ramdev-sms-jokes-baba-ramdevji-hilarious-jokes-ramdev-baba-hilarious-jokes-in-hindi.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/baba-ramdev-sms-jokes-baba-ramdevji-hilarious-jokes-ramdev-baba-hilarious-jokes-in-hindi.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 16:26:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Baba Ramdev ji Jokes In Hindi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Baba Ramdev SMS Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=4723</guid> <description><![CDATA[Baba Ramdev is one of the most famous and popular faces in India today. He has helped many people to cure their illness through his yoga lessons. At the same time there are plenty of jokes about him. Here are some examples. Check out these funny Ramdev Baba SMS Jokes in hindi and enjoy. Mallika [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/baba-ramdev-sms-jokes-baba-ramdevji-hilarious-jokes-ramdev-baba-hilarious-jokes-in-hindi.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Bania Jokes, Funny Bania SMS Jokes, Hilarious SMS Jokes In Hindi</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bania-jokes-funny-bania-sms-jokes-hilarious-sms-jokes-hindi.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bania-jokes-funny-bania-sms-jokes-hilarious-sms-jokes-hindi.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 30 Jan 2011 14:20:08 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Bania Jokes in Hindi]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.funnyjokessms.com/?p=4710</guid> <description><![CDATA[Bania&#8217;s son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside &#038; said: Voh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu. * * * Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/bania-jokes-funny-bania-sms-jokes-hilarious-sms-jokes-hindi.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny Sms Jokes, Funny Professional Jokes: Two More</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-funny-professional-jokes-two-more.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-funny-professional-jokes-two-more.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 13:38:31 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[barbar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Barber]]></category> <category><![CDATA[doctor john]]></category> <category><![CDATA[family doctor]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[photograph]]></category> <category><![CDATA[professional jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[study]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=4445</guid> <description><![CDATA[A man, who was almost bald, went to a barbar. Man: How much would you charge to cut my hair? Barber:  $ 30, sir! Man: What! Don&#8217;t you think that&#8217;s too much? Barber: Well, I will take $ 10 to cut your hair and $ 20 to find them!! _______________________________________________ John: Whose photograph is that? [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-funny-professional-jokes-two-more.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>4 Funny Sardar SMS Jokes</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/4-funny-sardar-sms-jokes.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/4-funny-sardar-sms-jokes.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 07:39:15 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[communication]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sardar SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sardarji SMS Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[guy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[laloo]]></category> <category><![CDATA[leave today]]></category> <category><![CDATA[line]]></category> <category><![CDATA[railway line]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Sardar]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sardarji]]></category> <category><![CDATA[woman something]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=4372</guid> <description><![CDATA[1 Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her. Sardarji asked: WHY ? Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ? 2 First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ? Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman Need still FASTER [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/4-funny-sardar-sms-jokes.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny SMS Jokes, Hilarious Short Jokes, Jokes One Liner</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-hilarious-short-jokes-jokes-one-liner.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-hilarious-short-jokes-jokes-one-liner.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 23 Jun 2010 06:54:18 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beef]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chopped beef]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Jokes One Liner]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Sms]]></category> <category><![CDATA[hilarious short jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Liner]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pink fluff]]></category> <category><![CDATA[real cowboy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Short]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Short Funny Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Short Jokes]]></category> <guid
isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=3438</guid> <description><![CDATA[Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur? A. Mega-saur-ass Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ? A. 3 Stone ! Q: Why doesn&#8217;t a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! What&#8217;s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but not [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/funny-sms-jokes/funny-sms-jokes-hilarious-short-jokes-jokes-one-liner.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
