Last week, Vicky, a distraught wife went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbour, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
Vicky described him clearly and in detail, 'He is 35 years old, 6ft 4inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy ...
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Husband: (Dressing up for the party) I am asking you for the one last time- are you coming?
Wife: (angriy) I am telling you for the one last time- I am coming in a minute!
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Husband: Help! help! my wife is going to jump!
Neighbour: (Looking out of his door) That's your private matter!
Husband: I am asking you ...
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