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isPermaLink="false">http://funnyjokessms.com/?p=3303</guid> <description><![CDATA[Start sharing jokes. It will make your life worth living! Ron: (to Roy) : Can you say your name from backwards? Roy: No. Ron: Well  my brother can. Roy: How is that? Ron: Easy. His name is Naman!!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/kids-jokes/funny-kids-jokes-funny-friends-jokes-name.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Funny Summer Jokes, Funny Kids Jokes: Salt</title><link>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/kids-jokes/funny-summer-jokes-funny-kids-jokes-salt.html</link> <comments>http://www.funnyjokessms.com/kids-jokes/funny-summer-jokes-funny-kids-jokes-salt.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 19 May 2010 17:56:55 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Funny Jokes SMS</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[kids jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[common sense]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fishes in the sea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Friends Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[funny kids]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Kids Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Funny Summer Jokes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Kids]]></category> <category><![CDATA[reason]]></category> <category><![CDATA[salty]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sea water]]></category> <category><![CDATA[water]]></category> <guid
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