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A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, ...

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A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed: Give four advantages of breast milk. What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best: 1. No need to boil. 2. Never goes sour. 3. Available whenever ...

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4 Exclusive Naughty Jokes

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1. Schoolgirl: ‘I do not want to take the S EX EDUCATION’.

Class Teacher: ‘ Why not?’

Schoolgirl: ‘Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!’

2. Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.

The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FCUK YOU! Now what’s your full name?

Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!

3. Man to wife: [...]

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Naughty Jokes SMS, Hilarious Short spicy Jokes

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Wanna find something hilarious with a bit spicy? Let’s try to check this. Let’s go for it.

1. A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, ‘Your Honor, he knew I’m a vegetarian n yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth.’

2. Q: What is the closest thing similar [...]

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Funny Beggar Jokes, Funny Girlfriend Jokes: 20 Rupees

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A beggar asking for money from a gentleman: Please give me Rs 20 , God will bless you!

Gentleman: What will you do with the money?

Beggar: Will have coffee.

Gentleman: Cost of coffee is Rs 10.

Beggar: I have my girlfriend with me!

Gentleman: Jesus! even a beggar has a girlfriend!

Beggar: Actually sir, my girlfriend has made me a [...]

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funny honeymoon couple jokes, funny naughty jokes

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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel like honey ?” “Well sure,” [...]

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