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(1) What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?

Sandy claws.

(2) What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?

Crisp Cringle.

(3) How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?

Deep pan, crisp and even!

(4) What is green, white, and red all over?

A sunburnt elf.

(5) Knock knock!

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!.

(6) What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?

Tinselitus!.

(7) What is the best Christmas present in the world?

A broken drum – you can’t beat it!.

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