Sheila, my little granddaughter came home from Sunday School, and I asked her what they had been studying.
Sheila answered, ‘When Mary heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna Carta.’
‘Very interesting’, I said, ‘what else did you learn?’
She replied was, ‘Nothing.’
So I asked her, ‘Didn’t you study Jesus?’
Sheila replied, ‘No, he wasn’t even there.’
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