Time again for another Christmas. The Christmas day is specified by a lots of fun and enjoyment. So here I have compiled a lots of funny Christmas jokes, hilarious Christmas day jokes, Santa jokes, elf jokes, Reindeer jokes, and also funny Christmas SMS jokes and Christmas Jokes SMS for your enjoyment. Check this funny one and let’s enjoy…
‘Today we’ll relax a little and play a spelling game before we break up for the Christmas holidays,’ says Mrs Anand, the primary schoolteacher. Each of you will stand up, tell us your name, what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Jack, you can go first.’
Jack stands up and says, ‘My name’s Jack. My father is a builder, b-u-i-l-d-e-r, and he helps to put up homes.’
Mrs Anand says, ‘Very good. All right, Dominic, your turn.’
Dominic stands says, ‘My name’s Dominic. My father’s a pharmacist, f-a-m… f-a-r-n… f-n…’
The teacher, Mrs Anand, says, ‘Dominic, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. All right, Bobby.’
Bobby stands up and says, ‘My name’s Bobby. My old man is a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he’d give you five to two odds Dominic won’t spell pharmacist by tomorrow.’
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