In a western saloon, the town idiot enters and screams, “Black Hand is coming. He’ll kill everyone!” A commotion starts and Peter, a lone traveller, looks on in amazement. The bartender is about to rush off, but Peter stops him with a cocky attitude. “You! What the hell is going on?” “Black Hand is coming. He’ll kill everyone! “What a load of nancies!” Peter thinks, and carries on sipping on his drink. Nothing happens for ten minutes. All of a sudden, someone kicks the doors off their hinges. A huge man is blocking out the sunlight. He wears black leather gloves with mettle mesh wrapped round them, his arms are thicker than a woman’s waist and his face is the scariest thing Peter’s ever seen in his life. “Blow my pecker!” screams the man as he flops out his foot-long flaccid man-piece. Terrified, Peter obeys. After a minute, the man commands, “Faster!” Peter obeys. “Faster, you sissy!” he thunders. Miffed, Peter plucks up the courage to speak. “What’s with all this? Why so fast?” he snaps. “Did you not hear?” replies the giant nervously, “Black Hand is coming. He’ll kill everyone!”
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