Funny Doctor Patient Jokes: Stitches

A patient came limping and groaning in a doctor’  chamber.

Patient: Aah! Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor: What’s up? Why are you groaning?

Patient: ( Indicating his left leg) I have injured my leg badly.

Doctor: Let me see it. Oh God!  Its in a pretty bad shape. I will have to put stitches to fix it!

Patient: How much will it cost?

Doctor: $ 200.

Patient: What! Look here doctor,  I need only plain stitches, surely not embroidery!!

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