Funny Short Jokes, Funny Father Son Jokes

Father :  If there was no water on earth, what would happen?

Son : We would get pure milk!!

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Son : Daddy, I have got marks tht the topper can’t dream to getting.

Over joyed Father : How much did you get, my son?

Son : Zero!!

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Father : How’s your new guitar?

Son : Oh! I threw it away.

Father : Why did you do that?

Son : Because it had a hole in the middle.

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