Father : Why did you get such a low score in the test?
Son : Due to absence.
Father : Were you absent on the day of the test?
Son : No, but the boy who sits next to me was!!
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Father : Don’t touch the dog’s tail. It may bite you.
Son : Dad, have you ever seen a dog’s tail biting anyone?
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