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by Funny Jokes SMS on December 9, 2011

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A conversation before marriage…

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave?

He : No! Don’t even think about it.

She : Do you love me?

He : Of course! Over and over!

She : Have you ever cheated on me?

He : No! Why are you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Every chance I get.

She : Will you hit me?

He : Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!

She : Can I trust you?

He : Yes.

She : Darling!

To read a conversation after marriage, simply read this in reverse…

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