Once upon a time, there were three friends- one Irish, one English, and one Scottish. They were out walking along the beach together one day. They came across a lamp and a Genie popped out of it.
“I will give you one wish each, that’s three wishes in total”, said the Genie.
The Scottish said, “I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity.” So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, “I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity.” Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye, there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman said, “I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.”
The Genie explained, “well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out.”
The Irishman said, “Well, fill it up with water.”
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