Funny Tiger Woods Jokes: Contract

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* Tiger  Admitted this car crash was the closest shave he’s ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract!!

* One of the women who claims to have slep t with Tiger says they never talked about golf while having se x. Indeed, contractually Tiger was obligated to talk about Nike, Gatorade and American Express!!

* Nike wants to drop their endorsement because Tiger’s balls go everywhere!!

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