God: What do U want?
Boy: A beautiful girl.
God: If U are a Muslim I’ll give U Katrina,
if U are a Hindu I’ll give U Kareena,
if U are a Christian I’ll give U Genelia,
What’s Your name?
Boy: Abdul Vinod Fernandes.
God: Isko Rakhi Sawant do.. (Please give him Rakhi Sawant xD)
Saala Jyaada boht oversmart ban raha hai..!;-):-D