Toward the end of our senior year in high school, we were required to take a CPR course. The classes used the well
known mannequin-victim, Resusci Anne, to practice. My group’s model was legless to allow for storage in a
carrying case.
The class went off in groups to practice. As instructed, one of my classmates gently shook the doll and asked
“Are you all right?” He then put his ear over the mannequin’s mouth to listen for breathing. Suddenly he turned to the instructor and exclaimed, “She said she can’t feel her legs!”
A teacher was wrapping up class, and started talking about tomorrow’s final exam.
He said there would be no excuses for not showing up tomorrow, barring a dire medical condition or an immediate family member’s death.
One smart ass, male student said, “What about extreme sexual exhaustion?”, and the whole classroom burst into laughter.
After the laughter had subsided, the teacher glared at the student, and said, “Not an excuse, you can use your other hand to write.”
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