There was a butcher’s shop in the market. A dog used to steal meat from the shop everyday.
One day the butcher decided to go to a lawyer for consultation.
Butcher: (Telling lawyer the problem) What should I do?
Lawyer: Find out who is the owner of the dog. Tell him to pay for the meat the dog had stolen.
Butcher came back to the lawyer after a few days.
Butcher: I have found out who is the owner of the dog.
Lawyer: Really! That’s wonderful. Who is that man?
Butcher: The dog belongs to you , sir! So you should pay me the money!
The lawyer grudgingly paid butcher the money.
Next day, the butcher received a letter from the lawyer. It said: Consultation fee $200!!
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