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t’s true that all men are born free and equal, but some of them get married!

“God,” said Adam, “Why did you make Eve so beautiful?”
“So you would love her.”

“But why did you make her so dumb?”
“So she would love you.”

Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen

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