A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
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Growth for growth’s sake is the ideology of the cancer cell.
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What’s the difference between a whore and a congressman? A congressman makes more money.
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An empty man is full of himself.
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Who needs astrology? The wise man gets by on fortune cookies.
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Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy.
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When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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It is not an easy thing to inflate a dog.
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New Yorkers like to boast that if you can survive in New York, you can survive anywhere. But if you can survive anywhere, why live in New York?
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Women truly are better than men. Otherwise, they’d be intolerable.
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