Funny World Cup Football Quotes, Funny Football Quotes: Three More

David Beckham:  ‘I always used to go for blondes and quite girls, but Victoria is totally opposite- dark and loud!’

Kevin Kegan:  ‘ Chile have three options- they could win or they could lose’

Somebody asked Kegan:   What is the third?

Kegan:  ‘You’re not just getting international football, you’re getting world football’

Hristo Stoichkov( Golden boot winner of 1994 World Cup):

On Bulgarian Victory- ‘Now I know for sure that God is Bulgarian’

After defeat to Italy- ‘ God is still Bulgarian but the referee was French!’

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