1 Laloo was going to a railway line to commit suicide. He was carrying a tiffin with her.
Sardarji asked: WHY ?
Laloo replied: If the train gets late, will I remain hungry ?
2 First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?
Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Need still FASTER – Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
3 Sardar Ji’s Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
4 Sardarji saw two Pakistani workers in Karachi. One of them dig a hole, and the other guy immediately fill it with soil again. They repeated the work again and again.
Sardarji couldn?t understand their job. He asked the Pakistanis about it.
Paki Worker replied: The third guy who plants the trees in holes is on leave today, & we are doing our duty.
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