Funny SMS Jokes, Funny Husband Wife SMS Jokes, Funny Marriage Quotes

I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
I asked her , “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In the lake.”

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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

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The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.”

The husband replied, “Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice.”

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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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