Q. What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass
Q. Whats the difference between a wife and a girlfriend ?
A. 3 Stone !
Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants?
A: Because his pecker is on his head!
What’s the difference between chopped beef and pea soup?
Everyone can chop beef, but not everyone can pea soup!
A magician was driving down the road..then he turned into a drive way…
Why don’t aliens eat clowns.
Because they taste funny.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One says to the other : “Funny, I smell carrots too”.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
el-if-i-no
Two peanuts walk into a bar.
One was a salted.
A Horse goes into a bar and the bartender says
“Hey buddy, Why the Long Face”
Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Where you left it.
Q. What’s pink and fluffy
A. Pink fluff
Q. What’s blue and fluffy
A. Pink fluff holding it’s breath
There are 2 cowboys in the kitchen. Which one is the real cowboy?
The one on the range.
Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat?
Cut off your head.
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