A thief got caught while he attempted to steal a house.
Judge: You are accused of having stolen money , food and clothing.Is it true?
Thief: Yes, your honour.
Judge: If you had taken the money, why did you steal the other things?
Thief: Because , I have heard that money alone can’t bring everything!
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