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Why did the woman wear a helmet at the dinner table?
Answer: She was on a crash diet.

What do you call a fairy that hasn’t taken a bath?
Answer: Stinkerbell.

Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
Answer: Incorrectly.

Why are Teddy Bears never hungry?
Answer: Because they are always stuffed.

What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
Answer: I’m stuck on you.

Why was the belt arrested?
Answer: For holding up the pants.

What do you call a funny book about eggs?
Answer: A yolk book.

What does the Invisible Man drink at snack time?
Answer: Evaporated milk.

What did the beach say when the tide came in?
Answer: Long time no sea.

What did one potato chip say to the other?
Answer: Shall we go for a dip?

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