1. Schoolgirl: ‘I do not want to take the S EX EDUCATION’.
Class Teacher: ‘ Why not?’
Schoolgirl: ‘Someone told me the FINAL EXAM would be ORAL!’
2. Lady Immigration officer asked a Korean tourist: Name? Park Yu.
The 0fficer become angry & shouted back: FCUK YOU! Now what’s your full name?
Korean replied: PARK YU TOO!
3. Man to wife: Business is bad, if u learn 2 cook we can remove servant.
Wife: ASSSSHOLE! If u learn how to fcuk, we can remove driver, gardener & watchman..
4. CO CK say to his two BALLS: I am going to take you with me to a party.
BALLS said: You big fcuking liar. You always get INSIDE and leave us waiting OUTSIDE!
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