Wanna find something hilarious with a bit spicy? Let’s try to check this. Let’s go for it.
1. A judge asked a woman on why she wanted a divorce.
She answered, ‘Your Honor, he knew I’m a vegetarian n yet he still insists on putting his meat in my mouth.’
2. Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman’s period?
Answer: Your SALARY. It comes once a month last 3 – 4 days & if it doesn’t come you are in deep trouble!
3. A lady visited her doctor again, Dr. said: U look more sick & exhausted then b 4.
Are u having 3 meals a day as I advised?
Lady: WHAT? I thought U said 3 MALES a day!!!!
4. A nun went 4 a urine test. The sample got mixed up. When the doctor told her she was pregnant, she cried n said,
‘Shit, we can’t even trust cucumber anymore.!’
5. A boy pulls down his pants in front of a girl & asked ‘ Do U have this? ‘
The girl lifted up her skirt & said, ‘ My mom said with this I can have a lot of THAT!’
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