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by Funny Jokes SMS December 30, 2011 Joke Of The Day
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot. The rest of jokes of the day check on http://www.jokesoftheday.net/ Read more funny jokes sms, funny jokes funny SMS from Funny jokes SMS
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 29, 2011 Joke Of The DayThere was a burning building with a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde at the top. The firemen are yelling to the redhead to jump into a blanket and she jumps off the building and right as she was about to safely hit the blanket they moved it and she dies. They yell to the [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 29, 2011 Joke Of The DayQ: Why did the belt get locked up?A: He held up a pair of pants. The rest of jokes of the day check on http://www.jokesoftheday.net/ Read more funny jokes sms, funny jokes funny SMS from Funny jokes SMS
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 28, 2011 Lovely SmsYou are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete. You are the twinkle of my eyes; The smile on my lips; The joy of my face; Without you I am incomplete.
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 27, 2011 Joke Of The DayThis Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone. “I was only going 40!” the driver protested. “Not according to my radar,” the officer replied. “Yes, I was!” the man shouted back. “No you weren’t!” the policeman said, starting to get annoyed. [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 27, 2011 Joke Of The DayA dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter decide to play a practical joke their best friend on his wedding night.Ill loosen some joints on his bed so it collapses when hes making love, says the carpenter.Ill hot wire his mattress so theyll feel immense heat while making love, says the electrician.Those are good ideas, says [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 26, 2011 Joke Of The DayAs a drunk guy staggers out of the bar one Friday evening, a fire engine races past, siren wailing and lights flashing. Immediately, the drunk starts chasing the engine, running as fast as he can until eventually he collapses, gasping for breath. In a last act of desperation he shouts after the fire engine, “If [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 26, 2011 Joke Of The DayAs pothead walks down the road, a genie appears in front of him. Ill grant you two wishes, says the genie.The pothead replies, I want a never ending joint.The genie says, As you wish, and gives him the joint.The pothead takes a long drag and says, Awesome! I want another one! The rest of jokes [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 25, 2011 Funny JokesSelecting the right student loan lender is important when borrowing money for college. To help you make the best decision, focus on the following key differentiators Competitive Rates Look for a lender that offers competitive interest rates. Plus, look for borrower benefits that offer additional opportunities to save money on the overall cost of the [...]
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