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by Funny Jokes SMS January 30, 2012 Funny Jokes
Kancha (Sanjay Dutt) to Vijay Chauhan (Hrithik Roshan): “Kya le kar aaye the, aur kya lekar jaoge”!!! Hrithik: “Bakwas band kar saale takle ..iska jawab maine ‘Kaho naa pyaar hain’ mein hi de diya hai. ‘Khaali Haath Aaye The Hum, Khaali Haath Jayenge’”:p
Tagged as: hrithik roshan, kancha, sanjay dutt, vijay chauhan
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 30, 2012 Funny JokesNegro died & went Heaven! Angel- Who are you? Negro-(2 impress her)I’m HERO of TITANIC. Angel gets confused & asks a friend- Are Titanic duba tha ki jala tha??
Tagged as: Heaven, hero, titanic
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 29, 2012 Funny JokesGirl : Im not feeling well 2daii Boy : Oh! Thatz too bad, i thought of taking yu for shopping 2daii :/ . Girl : I was joking ) . Boy : Me Too )
Tagged as: Boy, Girl
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 28, 2012 Funny Jokes3 idiots train me… TT=> Ticket dikhao. . . 3 idiots=>Ye lo. . . . . TT =>YE ticket to purani hai. . . 3 idiots => TO train kya abhi showroom se nikal kar aayi hai?…
Tagged as: 3 idiots, train
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 28, 2012 Sardarji JokesSardar police- station aya r bola Mujhe arest karlo mene apni biwi k sar pe danda mara hai. police : Wo mar gai kya ? sarder : Nhi wo to bach gai. AAb meri khair naHi…
Tagged as: biwi, police station, Sardar
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 27, 2012 Political JokesEk Aadmi chila raha tha “PRIME MINISTER kutta hai” Police wale ne 1 thappar maara or bola “chal thany, P.M. ki insult krta hai” Aadmi bola “me ne to Japan k P.M. k liey kaha tha”. Police waly ne 2 thapper or maary or bola “bewaqoof banata hai ? Humein nai pata kon sa P.M [...]
Tagged as: japan, police, prime minister
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 26, 2012 Teacher Student JokesTeacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don’t Know. Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square Ones. Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wears On Tuesday… .. Student: Round Teacher: Then, What is the the shape of the Earth? Student: Square On Wednesdays And Round On [...]
Tagged as: girlfriend, shape of the earth, teacher student
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsBaap: Beta is bar exam main tujhy 90% lanay hain, kuch bhi kar Beta: nahi abba main to is bar 100% laonga. Baap: Kiyon mazak kar raha hai? Beta: shuru kisnay kia….
Tagged as: baap, beta, exam, mazak
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 25, 2012 Police JokesPolice wala apny bachy se: Tmhara result acha nai aya………….Aj se tmhara khelna kudna TV dekhna……………….Bahar jana band Bcha:Ye 50 Rupy pkro orIs bat ko yahi daba do
Tagged as: policeman
Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny JokesGod: What do U want? Boy: A beautiful girl. God: If U are a Muslim I’ll give U Katrina, if U are a Hindu I’ll give U Kareena, if U are a Christian I’ll give U Genelia, What’s Your name? Boy: Abdul Vinod Fernandes. God: Isko Rakhi Sawant do.. (Please give him Rakhi Sawant xD) [...]
Tagged as: beautiful girl, god, hindu, katrina, muslim, rakhi sawant
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