by Funny Jokes SMSHusband Wife jokes
Last week, Vicky, a distraught wife went to the local police station in Wigan, Lancashire, along with her next-door neighbour, Pauline, to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description of the missing man.
Vicky described him clearly and in detail, ‘He is 35 years old, 6ft 4inches, has dark eyes, dark wavy [...]
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Comedian Oscar Wilde’s Funny Quotes, Funny One-Liners And Jokes Collection:
My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.
The English country gentleman galloping after a fox – The unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable.
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
There [...]
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