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by Funny Jokes SMS January 24, 2012 Funny Sms
FATHER _: Beti tum mujhe pehle PAPA kehti thi, ab mujhe DAD kehti ho ,kyun? BETI_: O come on DAD, PAPA kehne se lipstick kharab hoti hai ..
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsSocho Basanti ki mausi hain. Aur basanti ki mausi ekdin Thakur saab se mili. woh bhi Rakhi ke din. Ab Agar Basanti ki Mausi Thakur ko rakhi bandhe to Basanti & Thakur ka kya rishta hua ? . . . . zyada dimaag mat lagao Thakur ke haath hi nahi the . .
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 23, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsDoctors after operations & Engineering Students after exams, have same things to say- . . . . . . . . . . . “Kuch kaha nahi jaa sakta.. dua kartey rahien, shayad koi chamatkar ho jaye”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Joke Of The DayA guy is on a tour of a factory that produces latex products. At the first stop, he’s shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud hiss-pop noise.“The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mould,” explains the guide. “The popping sound is a needle poking a hole in the [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Santa Banta JokesBoss: Jab se maine tum ko job se nikala hai tab se tum har roz mere ghar ke samne Potty kyo kar ke jate ho??? Santa: Aap ko ye batane ke liye ki mai Bhookha nahi mar raha hu….. 
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Funny JokesA man comes to the doctor: “Doctor, i have a terrible problem: i have a too big dik.” “Really? Let me see it. ….. but there is nothing there!” “I don’t have the right leg, Dok.”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 20, 2012 Joke Of The DayA woman walks into a post office and notices a middle-aged, well-dressed man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. As he seals each envelop he sprays it with a puff of perfume. The woman’s curiosity gets the better of her, so she goes up [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny JokesAfter the great tragedy of Algarve, the firemen found a carbonized body, upside down and with an arm stretched out. They were really perplexed, but found an extinguisher nearby with the instructions: “In case of emergency, turn upside-down and point to flames.”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsThe old Nuno was asked by the doctor: “Say three times 33.” Nuno gathered his breath and, with some effort, said: “99.”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Joke Of The DayA Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”“Ah, [...]
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