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by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny Jokes
The black guy is sitting in the bus, a woman gets in with a monkey. Suddenly the monkey starts squeaking and squealing, people are getting angry in the bus. The black guy takes a decision and goes to the driver: “Hey, driver, are monkeys allowed in the bus now?” The driver looks back, sees the guy and [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny JokesThe Irish Space Agency decided to start a trip to the sun. The whole world is shocked, the russians and americans say the irish must be completely crazy. Many thousands of kilometers before they arrive there, they will be completely burned out. “No, we wont”, say the irish, “we’l fli bi nite”.
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny Jokes SmsManuel was travelling back to Lisbon when he asked the attendant: “How much time will this flight take?” Unsure, she said: “Hum, just a moment…” “Oh,” he replied, “excellent! Thanks!”
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny JokesPortugal oneliner jokes: “Why are going outside, Monica?” asked Joaquim. “I picked up this letter there, and it says: ‘Open here’”.
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 19, 2012 Funny JokesThere was once a chap who went skating too early and all of a sudden that afternoon loud cries for help began to echo among the bleak hills that surrounded the skating pond. A farmer, cobbling his boots before his kitchen fire heard the shouts and yells, and ran to the pond at break-neck speed. [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 18, 2012 Joke Of The DayA married man left work early one Friday afternoon. Instead of going home, he spent the weekend (and his money) partying with the boys. When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on his case and stayed on it.After a couple of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 17, 2012 Joke Of The DayFarooq was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island.After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening to watch [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 17, 2012 Funny JokesThe first grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah, “What did you do at recess?” Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.” Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ’sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.” She does and gets a cookie. Teacher [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 16, 2012 Funny JokesA story that has done service in political campaigns to illustrate supposed dilemmas of the opposition will likely be revived in every political “heated term.” Away back, when herds of buffalo grazed along the foothills of the western mountains, two hardy prospectors fell in with a bull bison that seemed to have been separated from [...]
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