Funny Jokes and Funny SMS

The doctor told him he needed carbohydrates, proteids, and above all, something nitrogenous. The doctor mentioned a long list of foods for him to eat. He staggered out and wabbled into a Penn avenue restaurant. “How about beefsteak?” he asked the waiter. “Is that nitrogenous?” The waiter didn’t know. “Are fried potatoes rich in carbohydrates [...]

The late John Bigelow, the patriarch of diplomats and authors, and the no less distinguished physician and author, Dr. S. Weir Mitchell, were together, several years ago, at West Point. Dr. Bigelow was then ninety-two, and Dr. Mitchell eighty. The conversation turned to the subject of age. “I attribute my many years,” said Dr. Bigelow, [...]

The officers’ mess was discussing rifle shooting. “I’ll bet anyone here,” said one young lieutenant, “that I can fire twenty shots at two hundred yards and call each shot correctly without waiting for the marker. I’ll stake a box of cigars that I can.” “Done!” cried a major. The whole mess was on hand early [...]

A traveler who believed himself to be sole survivor of a shipwreck upon a cannibal isle hid for three days, in terror of his life. Driven out by hunger, he discovered a thin wisp of smoke rising from a clump of bushes inland, and crawled carefully to study the type of savages about it. Just [...]