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by Funny Jokes SMS January 4, 2012 Barack Obama Jokes
Q. Obama and Biden decided to take an excursion through the Grand Canyon riding a donkey. The donkey became spooked along the path and fell off. Who was saved? A. Obama and Biden. They both landed on their egos OBAMA means : O ne B ig A wful M istake A merica
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 3, 2012 Joke Of The DayAn Irishman, a Scottishman and an Englishman are all going to be executed by a firing squad. The Englishman is taken out and told to face the wall so he does but just as they’re going to shoot him, he shouts “Earthquake!” and the firing squad runs away. Then they bring out the Scottishman and [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 2, 2012 Joke Of The DayA young woman asked her mom one day, “how do I keep guys off me?” and her mom replied “ask him what the baby’s name will be”. So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, “what will the baby’s name be?” This gets rid of them [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 2, 2012 Joke Of The DayQ: Why are politicians proof of reincarnation?A: You just cant get that screwed up in one lifetime. The rest of jokes of the day check on http://www.jokesoftheday.net/ Read more funny jokes sms, funny jokes funny SMS from Funny jokes SMS
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 1, 2012 Santa Banta JokesIk sheikh doctor ky pass gya or bola Kh ghar ja kr mareez check karny ky kitny paisy lo gy? Doctor:300 Rupees Sheikh: Chlain doctor sahb. Ghar pounchy to docor ny pocha kh mareez kahan hy? Sheikh: mareez koi ni hy, Taxi wala 500 mang raha tha Sardar: main ny khat likha tha kh mari [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS January 1, 2012 Christmas JokesFunny Christmas Jokes, Reindeer Christmas Jokes And as the reindeer say before they tell you jokes …. These jokes will sleigh you! Did Rudolph go to a regular school? No, he was “elf”-taught! ‘Father Christmas has two reindeer. He calls one Edward and the other one Edward! I bet you can’t tell me why he [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 31, 2011 Funny Jokesmale driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also going [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 31, 2011 Funny JokesDhoni: Mama aaj aap ne mujhe plate mein chaye (tea) kiun di ? . . . . . . . Dhoni ki mama: Kiun k cup aap k papa la gaye hain . . . This post was submitted by Pak Spectator (+92) 03338372731. Check out more funny jokes sms, funny jokes, funny sms from [...]
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Read the full joke → by Funny Jokes SMS December 30, 2011 Joke Of The DayA man and his mother-in-law went to Jerusalem and while they were there the mother-in-law passes away. The priest says to the man, “for 0 we can bury your mother-in-law here or for 00 we can ship her back home to be buried. The man replies, “oh I will definitely have her shipped back home [...]
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