Two thieves robbed a bank. They were about to leave when first thief suggested why don’t we count the money and know the exact amount we robbed from the bank.
Second thief readily agreed.
They were counting the money when the police came and put them under arrest.
Policeman: I never saw such stupid thiefs like you. Why don’t you just ran with the money?
Thieves: We were counting the money for we wanted to know the exact amount!
Policeman: Well, there was no need to do that. You would have found the amount in the newspaper the following morning!!
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