Funny Police Jokes: One Two

John was riding his cycle very fast. A policeman stopped him.

Police: Why are you cycling so fast?

John: My cycle’s brake is not working properly. I want to reach home before an accident happens!!

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A thief had stolen money for the second time from a bank and this time he got caught.

Police: Hay, why did you steal from the same bank twice? There are so many banks around!

Thief: Because when I was leaving the bank after stealing money for the first time, I saw a notice. It showed ‘ Thank you. Please visit us again’!!

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