Funny Retirement Jokes – Flies

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A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.

Wife: ‘What are you doing dear?’
Husband: ‘Swatting flies – I got 3 males and 2 females’

Wife: ‘How do you know which gender they were?’
Husband: ‘Easy – 3 were on the beer, and the other 2 were on the phone’

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