Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.
He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, “Are Banta Singh!
What the heck’s going’ on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ?” Scared Banta replies. “Yeah, but you’ve got a *driver.* “
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