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by Funny Jokes SMS on February 9, 2010

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Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of  me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave  me alone.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and  a leaky tire.

It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
Don’t be irreplaceable; if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a  warning to others.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good  qualities without your help.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.





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