TEACHER: Why are you late?
L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sign?
L-JOHNY: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
L-JOHNY: “K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L”
TEACHER: No, that’s wrong
L-JOHNY: Maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
L-JOHNY: “HIJKLMNO”!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it’s H to O!
TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?
L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!
TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.
GEORGE: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?
JOHNY: George!
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we
didn’t have ten years ago.
L-JOHNY: Me!
TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?
L-JOHNY: Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground then you are.
L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?
L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.
TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?
L-JOHNY: Don’t bite any.
TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with “I”.
L-JOHNY: I is…
TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, “I am.”
L-JOHNY: All right… “I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.”
Teacher: “Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? ”
L-Johnny : “Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the sameday
sametime.”
Question: There are 10 elephants swimming in a pond. A boy jumps inside and
swims underneath them and counts the number of legs.
There are only 36 legs.HOW??
Answer: One elephant was swimming BACKSTROKE!!
L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
Father : No. Why do you ask that?
L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!
L-Johnny: Yes it’s really strange. I’ve got another pair of the same
at home.
Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before
eating?
L-Johnny : No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.
Teacher: Johny, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as
your brother’s. Did u copy his?
L-Johnny: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!
